Waiting for Hardon: An Inclusive Tragedy Where Nobody Comes (In Three Acts)
ANALI GOLDBERG
Grandmother
Sunday
17:30-19:30
Studio 1

Ever watched porn so boring you questioned your life choices? We're making that on purpose. This workshop turns gay porn scenarios into glacially paced operatic disasters where nothing sexy ever happens. Annie Sprinkle meets Becket. Create scenes where desire dies of boredom and everyone leaves unsatisfied. It's ridiculous, it's hilarious, and absolutely no one gets to come.

ANALI GOLDBERG
Anali Goldberg—POST DRAG QUEEN quick wit, terrible taste, ADHD. Born in a Berlin club 6000 years ago, she glides from toilet stall to toilet stall wrapped in a cloud of perfume, delivering her hit "I gave all my drugs to heterosexual men." Part techno goddess, part darkroom oracle, Anali moves through the night like a chameleon, always fabulous, occasionally coherent, perpetually hunting for the next bad decision.
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